GO MUDDIN WITH TRUCKNUTS
BECAUSE YOU'LL BUY ANY PLASTIC GENITAL THAT COMES DOWN THE PIPE
PLASTIC AND CHROME TRUCKNUTS. THE LATEST IN TRUCKIN AND MUDDIN ACCESSORIES. FEAST YOUR EYES ON THIS HERE: WE SELL AUTHENTIC PLASTIC AND CHROME TRUCKNUTS. THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT THE NEXT POINTLESS FAD!
||PLASTIC TRUCKNUTS - MASCULINIFY YOUR TRUCK AND PROVE THAT IT'S A MAN'S MAN'S TRUCK WITH THE ORIGINAL TRUCKNUTS.
THESE NUTS BE SMOOTH AND COME IN THE FOLLOWING COLORS: RED
||CHROME TRUCKNUTS - PROVE YOU'RE A GENUINE MAN WITH CHROME TRUCK NUTS. DON'T LISTEN TO SISSIES THAT ONLY HAVE PLASTIC TRUCKNUTS. THESE NUTS SWING LOW, AT ONE FOOT IN DIAMETER AND ARE STUDDED WITH TRUE-VEIN ACTION®. COMES WITH MOUNTING BOLT AND NUT-POLISH®
||TUNGSTEN NUTS - STURDY INSTALLATION AND LONG-HAUL DEPENDABILITY, TUNGSTEN TRUCK NUTS TURN ANY VEHICLE INTO A REAL BATTLECAGE CHAMPION. HEAVY METAL FOR HEAVY NUTS. COMES WITH MOUNTING BOLT FOR TRUCKS AND TRUCK-LIKE VEHICLES AND TRUE-VEIN PACKAGE
||CARBON FIBER NUTS -
|STURDY INSTALLATION AND LONG-HAUL DEPENDABILITY, TUNGSTEN TRUCK NUTS TURN ANY VEHICLE INTO A REAL BATTLECAGE CHAMPION. LIGHT AND DURABLE, COMES WITH MOUNTING BOLT FOR TRUCKS AND TRUCK-LIKE VEHICLES
PRODUCT RECALLED DUE TO certain class action lawsuits that may, or may not, and in fact, currently are being levied against new products, including...
4.c) Carbon-Fiber Truck Nuts
TRUCKNUTS®, PLASTIC TRUCKNUTS®, and CHROME TRUCKNUTS® are registered trademarks of DAN HALEN SHEETROCK and may not be used without the express-written consent of DAN HALEN. TRUCKNUTS® are not for internal use, and contain chemicals known to the State of Georgia to cause monsterism and the spawning of second heads in mammals. Extensive testing in rabbits has led to vaporology diagnosis of hammer smashing. But you don't care, because you'll buy it. YOU'LL BUY ANYTHING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Finally, in all seriousness, this shit is copyrighted by Williams Street Entertainment. Please don't sue the fanpage.
DR HORNY SAYS:
I AIN'T SAYING YOUR
PECKER'LL GROW AN INCH
BUT I AIN'T NOT SAYING IT WON'T NEITHER
YOU NEED OUR NUTS!